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Four Word Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , on February 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Sex, Old-school, Doom, Kidnap If you’re like me and tire of reviews that don’t get to the damn point then this review is for you. Four key words as to why you should see this movie. For people who like long ass reviews I’ve added explanations. Spoilers! So watch the fuck out. 4. Kidnap – [...]

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Four Word Movie Review – The Omega Man (1971)

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , on February 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

If you were illiteracy you’d be home by now. In an on going effort to read less and watch films more I have condensed a film review to four words. Additional text is provided for (stupid) people who require more explanation. 1. ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta – Heston shoots everything! If you leave out the photophobic family this [...]

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Four Word Movie Review – Halloween (2007, Rob Zombie)

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , on February 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

In an on going effort to save my millions of readers’ time I have yet again condensed a review down to four words. Since some people need more information than that to judge a film I have been kind enough to provide a description. Also I have included my early drafts for this review to [...]

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