Mormon Vampires are fucking weird

So I’m watching that movie about the family of serial killers who try not to murder and eat their son new girlfriend who’s wayyy to into him. You know the one, Twilight? Anyone ever read the chapter titles (scene selections if you’re nasty) on the Twilight DVD?

1. welcome to forks, population 3120

2. first day of school

3. lab partners

4. are you enjoying the rain?

5. i hope you enjoy disappointment

6. we shouldn’t be friends

7. la push, baby

8. let’s not play with our food

9. i feel very protective of you

10. your hand is so cold

11. how long have you been 17

12. so the lion fell in love with the lamb

13. breaking all the rules now

14. an excuse to use the kitchen

15. i don’t mind being alone

16. i like watching you sleep

17. you brought a snack

18. you are now my life

19. the tracker just changed course

20. fragile little human

21. we can’t be apart

22. important rite of passage

23. i dream about being with you forever

24. victoria

Now just read the bold ones in order I’ve included a hidden message.  Also I want to name my autobiography “I hope You Enjoy Disappointment.” Also is Jasper retarded?

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