Porno Miracle # 1 Special Collectors Edition

On Appa Kappa Dappa Day (Fiction holiday dedicated to porno, beer, metal, and beer armor) this year my friend Chris and I were surprised to find a bounty of porno in a dumpster behind Hard Times in Fairfax, VA. The Beer Gods had spoken and they said they love us and our holiday in their honor.

Yep, three boxes

We were simply looking for beer boxes to make armor and instead we find three full boxes of porno. How much porn you ask:

68 VHS

16 DVD

50 Magazines

The VHS are all vintage unlike the magazines and DVDs which are all from 1997-2001. Most everything is in good condition with boxes intact. So I’ve decided to fire up the scanner and VCR to watch and review all these things. So Coming soon is my review of Sweet Surrender staring Mistress Sandra & Rosaleen Young.

My only question is what the hell should I do with all this porn after I watch it?

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