Ewwww A Serbian Film Review (NSFW)

This is how I felt watching A Serbian Film

I have watched A Serbian Film thanks to my friends at IHeartChaos. Who were kind enough to provide a link to the screener copy. I want to start out by saying how much I love movies. You can visit my Associated Content Page and read my film reviews all of which are 10 out of 10. As long as a film isn’t boring I consider it a success. A Serbian Film was not boring…but let’s talk about what the film was:

Traumatic

Horrible

Painful

Upsetting

Disturbing

Unforgeable

I could go on, but I think you get the idea.  Like the Holocaust A Serbian Film is unforgivable. I cannot stress enough how right IHeartChaos was when they said, You don’t want to see Serbian Film. You just think you do.”

Was there anything good about the film you ask? Yes, the music was amazing. I’m not joking every scene had amazing music this pounding European Techno that was hand crafted for each scene. Also had haunting Serbian folk songs that in any other film would come off as sweet. The acting was also very good (I’m not counting the awful parts) I was really surprised that everyone except for the villains conveyed real emotion.

I think you’ve noticed by now that I haven’t told you anything about the plot of the film. I could tell you about a down on his luck porn actor who’s trying to escape the business and raise his family only to get pulled back in by a once and a life time offer. The job is mysterious, but the money would set him and his family up for life. I would rather show you in pictures the film I remember(Don’t worry these aren’t the most horrible parts of the film).

Really, go on?

****************************SPOILERS SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT!****************

OK, now stop

Just in case you weren’t clear on that major plot point:

Just had to say it again, huh?

If you decide to actually watch this film, you shouldn’t, but here is a helpful drinking game to make the pain go away. Please use the A Serbian Film Drinking Game. This movie makes Blood Sucking Freaks look like The Lion King. Be warned you cannot un-see A Serbian Film.

P.S. What the hell is wrong with Serbia?

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