Moving then moving again

Richmond

  • Wow, that cell tower is right there isn’t it. Great reception though.
  • Eatstreet
  • No place is full, not even the roads.

Steve

  • Steve keeps the temperature between 70 and Winterfell.
  • Steve has about a dozen used toothbrushes.
  • 20-35% of his food is expired.

Verizon

  • “Jesus, can I fucking watch TV now!” After several menus inform you about things you’ll never understand.
  • Verizon FiOS  is worse than a year ago.
  • A black screen is the opposite of television.

Former Roommate

  • Might have had a pet spider without knowing it.

Apartment

  • You know how sometimes you see something move out of the corner of your eye. Here it’s actually moving.
  • Do not break eye contact with your food.
  • We’re here another month
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