- Wow, that cell tower is right there isn’t it. Great reception though.
- No place is full, not even the roads.
- Steve keeps the temperature between 70 and Winterfell.
- Steve has about a dozen used toothbrushes.
- 20-35% of his food is expired.
- “Jesus, can I fucking watch TV now!” After several menus inform you about things you’ll never understand.
- Verizon FiOS is worse than a year ago.
- A black screen is the opposite of television.
- Might have had a pet spider without knowing it.
- You know how sometimes you see something move out of the corner of your eye. Here it’s actually moving.
- Do not break eye contact with your food.
- We’re here another month